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Naughty Malta is sketch show coming (ahem) this October. But all the sketches in the show are all based on anonymous & dirty confessions. You could be in the audience and you might see your own confession!

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Oct 6, 7, 8, 13, 14, 15 2023
























Stalls - €22.00
Balcony - €15.00
Side Gallery - €10.00
Front Gallery - €15.00

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Naughty Malta  - The Maltese Sex Confessions show

Malta’s funniest and most embarrassing sex stories being confessed…ON STAGE!

(You might even see YOUR most embarrassing story being acted out!)

For the last few months, The Naughty Malta project has been collecting Malta’s naughtiest, funniest and most embarrassing sex confessions via an anonymous online survey. And now, these confessions are being turned into a real-live sketch show that is “brutally honest, incredibly distasteful and absolutely hysterical!”

Featuring some of Malta’s funniest actors Naughty Malta is a collection of sketches, songs, and loads more, all based on REAL MALTESE SEX CONFESSIONS!

If you filled out the survey you might see YOUR OWN CONFESSION BEING ACTED OUT ON STAGE. If you have not filled out the survey, just come along and be astonished at Malta’s naughtiest true stories! Some of them will blow your mind!

Naughty Malta features Steve Hili, James Ryder, Pia Zammit, Naomi Knight and Joseph Zammit.

Brought to you by Carlsberg, ToysFourPlay, Cale, Antonio’s Barber Shop and Drunken Dumpling. 


Who knows? Your own sex confession could be featured!

If you would like to confess your embarrassing/ funny sex story you can do it here  be featured just fill out the anonymous questionnaire


You could be in the audience and you might see your own confession on stage.

FM Theatre Productions VAT Number - 14983615

Steve Hili Vat Number 18796034 - VAT exempt

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